Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Have a Hug!


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Happy New Year, part deux!

Let it Snow, Snow, Snow. . . . Not really


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Happy New Year! Flatus Show Listeners!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Facebook test

FLATUSette 001 - Don't call me Sally Struthers

In this episode: Hello! Flatus Show listeners. Just a short show to keep in touch. I am planning on getting the new computer by February 2009, but it will depend on many factors. Wish me luck! I'd love to hear from you so please call the comment line. Please take a few minutes to write a review for The Flatus Show at iTunes. Thank you. Come to my Amazon.com store and help support The Flatus Show. Tell your friends, this is the new media isn't it?. This and more. Please see the links below for topic information.

FLATUSette 001

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Thursday, December 25, 2008

FlatusVID0031 - Birthday 2008

In this episode: We've come a long way baby. This and more.
FlatusVID0031 - Birthday 2008

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Christianity in a nutshell

Monday, December 22, 2008

Face cream just a hand shake away

I think Camile Paglia and Helen Gurley Brown use semen on their faces. Or am I wrong? http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/3104/ Try this page to a read scientific experiment about semen face cream. http://www.viceland.com/int/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php

Sunday, December 21, 2008

FLATUS Show xxx - Flatus Hiatus

In this episode: Hello! Flatus Show listeners. Today the inevitable happened. The computer on which I produce The Flatus Show has broken. I will try to replace it as soon as possible. It is an eMac. I found a few resources on the internet. I want to replace it with the same machine or something similar. I do have my laptop, but the recordings don't sound good so I am not going to use that for recording. Don't miss me too much. Until springtime, adieu!

The Flatus Show xxx

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Sunday, December 14, 2008

FLATUS Show 169 - Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying

In this episode: Guten Tag! Flatus Show listeners. This week I talk about Milk, Christmas and hatred. There are Xmas carols on the last 20 min of the file. I recorded them for you! Take them, play them on your podcast, at a Xmas party, wherever! There is an additional carol I recorded for Johnny on The Dark Forest Podcast. Don't judge me on one episode, if you want to know me better and get a full understanding of what I am about, listen to several. If you have any questions, or comments leave them on the blog. Enjoy! I have a True American History segment as well as a Brenda Starr update! Thanks so much for listening. I'd love to hear from you so please call the comment line or leave a comment on the blog. Please take a few minutes to write a review for The Flatus Show at iTunes. Thank you. Come to my Amazon.com store and help support The Flatus Show. Tell your friends, this is the new media isn't it?. This and more. Please see the links below for topic information.
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Belief

This is from BB.com
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=112645421
about a Mormon belief. Is it true Kalvin?

Me: we'll never become Gods
Me: Ever.
Him: umm... what was god before he was god??
Me: He always was.
Him: no that makes no sence
Me: he's God
Him: umm yeah but he had to progress from something to become god... he didnt just appear someday
Me: he always was
Me: so that means satan can become infinitely strong then ?

And eventually we'll be able to over take Gods position?
Him: god is a god of order there is a system... and no we will not take over his system we will be like him but not take over

Sunday, December 07, 2008

FLATUS Show 168 - It is all done with mirrors

In this episode: Guten Tag! Flatus Show listeners. This week I talk about Memes and Richard Dawkins. He might not be such a bad guy, but might spoil a party. I also perform some new songs on my uke! Yeah! Don't judge me on one episode, if you want to know me better and get a full understanding of what I am about, listen to several. If you have any questions, or comments leave them on the blog. Enjoy! I have a True American History segment as well as a Brenda Starr update! Thanks so much for listening. I'd love to hear from you so please call the comment line or leave a comment on the blog. Please take a few minutes to write a review for The Flatus Show at iTunes. Thank you. Come to my Amazon.com store and help support The Flatus Show. Tell your friends, this is the new media isn't it?. This and more. Please see the links below for topic information.
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Christian gene found!!

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Prop 8 - The Musical, with a star studded cast

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

FLATUS Show 167 - Father Guido Sarducci's Hat

In this episode: Guten Tag! Flatus Show listeners. This show, more ghost stories, the history of how I was named and Ground Observers! Also, welcome new listeners. Don't judge me on one episode, if you want to know me better and get a full understanding of what I am about, listen to several. If you have any questions, or comments leave them on the blog. Enjoy! I have a True American History segment as well as a Brenda Starr update! Thanks so much for listening. I'd love to hear from you so please call the comment line or leave a comment on the blog. Please take a few minutes to write a review for The Flatus Show at iTunes. Thank you. Come to my Amazon.com store and help support The Flatus Show. Tell your friends, this is the new media isn't it?. This and more. Please see the links below for topic information.
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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

FLATUS Show 166 - There were seven demons

In this episode: Guten Tag! Flatus Show listeners. This week my friend Shawn tells a ghost story, and I was there, it is true! Also, welcome new listeners. Don't judge me on one episode, if you want to know me better and get a full understanding of what I am about, listen to several. If you have any questions, or comments leave them on the blog. Enjoy! I have a True American History segment as well as a Brenda Starr update! Thanks so much for listening. I'd love to hear from you so please call the comment line or leave a comment on the blog. Please take a few minutes to write a review for The Flatus Show at iTunes. Thank you. Come to my Amazon.com store and help support The Flatus Show. Tell your friends, this is the new media isn't it?. This and more. Please see the links below for topic information.
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