Saturday, July 23, 2011

FLATUS Show 289 - Strawberry Shortcake, two wolves and CONTROL***206-984-3617***

In this episode: Hello! Flatus Show listeners. It is one hell of a hot week! This weekend I am busy hypnotizing all my subs to compose recorder sonatas and ukulele songs for me. And also they WILL oil my wooden recorders. I am going to a Marauders meeting on Sunday and also meeting up with old friends later in the day. I am a busy boy, no I mean Master, but I got this podcast out to you. FLAG weekend is coming up in August. All of this and more. I am looking for other recorder pervs in which to play music. So contact me if your are on the North Shore. Check out for exciting recipes. I have an iPhone so if you have one, we can have FACETIME together! If you have any questions, or comments leave them on the blog, email me at or call me at 206-984-3617. Enjoy and thank you for listening.
The Flatus Show 289
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Retro Food Kink
Strawberry Shortcake
Render your own fat
Eugene Field
Waltham House
Make Wikipedia articles Kindle friendly
Hermes Press
Drive-In Cult Classics - 8 Movie Set at about $4 bucks! Wow! And it includes "Malibu High"!
Nil Desperandum
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Sam said...

Hotter than the hinges on Hades is what my grandmother said. They lived in part of Colorado that is hot, hot, hot, but at least dry heat not that wet hot stuff! I almost died from damp heat in Boston in July!

Antiques cost plenty here and I think the east coast has more than the west coast even when I watch the road show it seems that way. Were younger out here...

Anonymous said...

being a drug addict is okay so long as you die penniless and your art is superior -kentie lol, you crack me up mister


Toppie Smellie said...

Look... I don't know about Hades,strawberry shortcake or wolves... but I DO KNOW THIS: You killed off the two little twin girls from another century. And you have deprived us of Brenda Starr for far too long. I don't know from hot wet stuff but weren't you supposed to go back in Brenda Starr's long fabulous career and start documenting her older series? I'm just saying. Look, this is all very frustrating for me...
-- Gertrude from Pioria

Kentie said...

Dearest Gertrude,

I have the Two Little Girls from a century ago locked in my kitchen baking cakes. They are test baking recipes from the cookbook God revealed to me on a roll of aluminum foil, which is unfortunately lost after I transcribed the recipes. Though Mellie-the-Cockatiel will swear on a seed stick that she saw it, kind of....

As for Brenda Starr. I tried to contact the publisher that is putting out the original strips and they never answer my emails. I think that maybe Brenda Starr will remain retired. Maybe.


Kentie said...


I think morphine addicts are ok too. I love William Burroughs and I think he had a modest income which is ok too.


Kentie said...


So true, but Boston is not as bad as Phillie. Now that is a cesspool in the summer!